Feder you sound like a real attractive guy. Now, I'm depressed, I get wet, my face broke out, I'm nauseous, I'm constipated, my feet swell, my gums are bleeding, my sinuses are clogged, I got heartburn, I'm cranky, and I have gas. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey, writes in and says "Dear Rosanne Rosannadanna, Last Thursday, I quit smoking.
LITTLE TEENY TINY BALLS OF SWEAT SNL UPDATE
Here to comment further is Update health correspondent, Roseanne Roseannadanna. This past Thursday was the Great American Smoke Out, a day that everyone in America was encouraged to stop smoking cigarettes for a twenty-four hour period. We gather together to ask the Lord's blessing Please look down upon the Roseannadanna household Bring peace to our fathers, good health to our mothers And please don't make me sweat like Dr. My mother would make a turkey with stuffing and for dessert we'd have the traditional Banana Rosannadanna cake. Everybody would come over to my house lookin' all pretty and cute and everything. If it's not one thing, it's another! Either you smoke or you have a sweat ball hangin' off your nose! It's just like the song we used to sing on Thanksgiving when I was a little girl. I said, "Hey! Doctor! Flick that sweat ball off your nose! What are ya tryin' to do? Make me sick?!" She.Jane Curtin: Roseanne!Roseanne Rosannadanna: What? What?Jane Curtin: What do health clubs, sweat and saunas have to do with cigarettes?Roseanne Rosannadanna: Well, Jane. But what this nude psychologist doesn't know is that she had this little teeny tiny ball o' sweat right here, hangin' off the tip of her nose! It was just hangin' there! It wouldn't fall off! Like, if she turned her head, it didn't fall off if she stood up, it didn't fall off she scratched, it didn't fall off and when she picked a little piece of sweater out of her belly button, it didn't fall off! That little sweat ball just wouldn't fall off! So I yelled at her.
Joyce Brothers! That very smart pixie lady who thinks she knows everything. Who do you think is sitting next to me but Dr. So, I go in there, but before I sit down, I put this clean towel on the bench 'cause there's a lot of people in there and you don't know where they been! So, listen to this. But why should I waste it on a bunch of fat ladies in a health club? Anyway, they got this sauna there which is a little hot room where you go to sweat like a pig. Or some, you don't what they are! But, personally, I, Roseanne Rosannadanna, don't like to walk around with no clothes in front of other people! Not that I don't got a great body. Some of them got a little piece of their sweater still in it! Some of 'em look like a little star or a shell or a clam. Like, some go in and some go out or it's like a hole or it curls around or it's like a little knob on it, like a door. And there's other people there that got these funny belly buttons. You know, the ones where it's real expensive to join but it's worth it, 'cause you get to see a lot o' people that you don't know naked! Like, some people got those bulgy-bulgy thighs, the ones that get chafed just 'cause they're always scrapin' against each other. And to get back in shape, I had to join one of those fancy-shmancy health clubs. You BELONG in New Jersey! But I know exactly what you're goin' through 'cause once, I, Roseanne Roseannadanna, quit smokin'. Here to comment further is Update health correspondent, Roseanne Roseannadanna.Rosanne Rosannadanna: Thanks a lot, Jane! Thanks a lot! A Mr. Jane Curtin: This past Thursday was the Great American Smoke Out, a day that everyone in America was encouraged to stop smoking cigarettes for a twenty-four hour period.
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